To the woman who tried to seduce me in the grocery store with liver pate---it almost worked.
To the butcher who followed me around with a meat thermometer---well that was just creepy.
And for this conversation:
ringgggggggggggggggggggggg
Me: Hello
phone: Hi, it’s your good looking brother…
Me: I’m sorry you have the wrong number. I don’t have a good looking brother.
I swear to God I called him right back but I almost peed myself in the veggie isle.
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You are awesome.
Is it wrong that I would have found the meat thermometer perhaps nominally intriguing?
yes, very.
and charlie you made me so happy today I can't wait to see you.
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