Friday, January 06, 2006

amen

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Recently someone asked me, "What do you look for in an ally, Rob?" Here's what I said: "I favor people who take responsibility for their unripe qualities and don't spew their undigested angst on me when they're feeling low." I think this approach should become a priority for you, Leo. In 2006, you will have striking opportunities to upgrade your relationship to relationships. One of the best ways to do that is to give special preference to connections with emotionally intelligent people who work hard to transmute their own darkness.

13 comments:

David said...

O.K...after that you must give me Cancer.

early hours of sky said...

Okay you asked you for it and I'm not even making this stuff up..lmao
Hope you are ready...

CANCER (June 21-July 22): There's no delicate way to say this, so please stop reading and come back next week if you're offended by graphic references to pleasure. According to my analysis of the long-term astrological omens, you're on tap to experience more orgasms in 2006 than you have in any previous year. On average, your climaxes are also likely to be longer and more intense. Other varieties of bliss, rapture, and joy will probably occur at record levels, as well. Think you can handle it?

Shit I want to be cancer, can I be cancer?

Artichoke Heart said...

Damnit . . . I so want to be Cancer too! Can you do Libra? Please do Libra!

early hours of sky said...

Okay I am going to start charging you people. Oh and btw, I still want to be cancer even though you are rich;)

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In a few weeks, economist Benjamin Bernanke will begin serving as the chairman of the Federal Reserve Board, becoming the most important person in setting America's monetary policy. Though news reports typically describe him as cautious and scholarly, he has promised to prevent deflation by any means necessary—even by printing lots of extra money and throwing it out of helicopters. If that occurs in the coming months, members of your sign will no doubt be in the right places at the right times to gather up disproportionately large shares of those dollars floating down from above. The astrological omens suggest that 2006 will be a time of financial luck for Librans of every nationality. If you're ever going to benefit from a windfall, it'll be this year.

LKD said...

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It's good to be Libra. (grin)

David said...

You want to trade, do you?

My philosophy for happiness has always been low expectations. How can I function under such a system with the horoscope you just gave me, T.E.?

Artichoke Heart said...

Thanks, T! (I owe you!) And woo hoo. Am rich!

early hours of sky said...

See Leo’s function in that state of believing everything—that is why my two great loves have also been Leos. You get two signs together and watch out. Yes, I still want to trade—you mature…it may be what I need but it is not fun.

David said...

Mature, eh? I'll show you. Keeping the orgasms...I don't have the energy for additional emotionally complex relationships with others today...the one I have with myself is already trying enough.

early hours of sky said...

DAMN

Turquoise said...

Wheee! I'm a Cancer. I'm good for the exaltation, and as for the orgasms does it count if they're reached solo?

early hours of sky said...

Yes definetly...

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