Wednesday, March 08, 2006
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): This would be an excellent time for you to create your own personal religion, complete with rituals, prayers, and divinities that fit your precise needs. Feel free to borrow extensively from various spiritual traditions, of course, but make sure you give each belief or practice your own unique twist. And please include a few idiosyncratic touches that have never before been a part of any organized faith, like a holy day commemorating your first sexual experience or a sacred object obtained from a toy store or pawn shop or a rousing hymn adopted from an old Nirvana song.
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If I were ever going to start a religion (and it's pretty far down on my list of ever likely to, but just saying if), it would include the Joni Mitchell song "Shadows and Light" as one of the hymns. (The live version, from her album also called "Shadows and Light.")
Also, maybe (just to keep it light), Janis Joplin's song "Mercedes Benz."
Be sure and include all the bullshit that is so much a part of the penultimate club's views.
Okay there is no bullshit in my religion, there might be llama shit but bull's shit is way too common.
And my offical hymn is "you are my sunshine."
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