Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Yep this was my past week
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Can you name ten different beer brands but none of the Ten Commandments? That's one of 25 signs that you will ultimately go to hell, according to divinity professor Jacob Pinewood, quoted in the Weekly World News. Here are other behaviors that may cause you eternal damnation: using the F word more than once a day; coveting your neighbor's household appliances; watching five consecutive hours of TV; invoking the Lord's name in vain when you stub your toe; and mentally undressing any person who would be bad for you to get naked with. Luckily for you, Leo, you're now in an astrological phase when engaging in the above actions will not earn you a trip to the infernal regions. That's because you're in an unprecedented grace period when you have slack to burn. If I were you, though, I'd use my karmic credit more constructively than simply getting away with naughty things.
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Your words are so comforting. Thank you and keep working on that manuscript (don't forget to buckle it in).
My moon is in Leo.
Check it out--one of my favorite bloggers is back in action--
http://little-emerson.blogspot.com/
My manuscript is not only buckled it now has its own sleeping bag.
Suzanne, I told someone today my moon was in hell. Can you quess what kind of day I was having?
And all this time I thought I was your favorite blogger;)
finch goes straight to hell
(but it's okay / i am the devil
after all) lol
Can you name ten different beer brands but none of the Ten Commandments?
using the F word more than once a day;
invoking the Lord's name in vain when you stub your toe
mentally undressing any person who would be bad for you to get naked with
i'm so guilty of all of the above plus several i can't even mention in a public forum such as this
/ & oh / the last one
the "more bad" it is / the more likely i will do it
Er, the key words are 'one of'. ;-)
My rising sign is Gemini, and my sun sign is Aries. Can you imagine?
This is a whole new week, sistah!
xo
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