Ten Different Things You Didn’t Know

1. I was a missionary in Haiti.
2. I was a drug dealer (in 7th grade.) I wore a black pleather jacket
and dark kohl under my eyes. I sold mostly pot mixed w/ oregano.
3. I used to know how to talk to whipporwills.
4. I said do me a favorite instead of do me a favor when I was little.
5. I swam with seals, whales, sharks and yes dolphins
6. I am a butcher’s daughter and know all my sides of beef.
7. I read when I was three.
8. I hate meatloaf.
9. I can touch my nose with my tongue.
10. I collect rocks and put them in my pocket.