Wednesday, October 19, 2005

This has been a prime example of WHY NOT to play with your template when running a high fever. Thank you for playing what the fuck is up with your blog.

I figured out today I am a pretty easy lay in a drug store. In fact I would have gone home with anyone who offered to make me soup and wrap me up in a blanket. Oddly, wearing red sweat pants with a maroon thermal shirt, nose running, cheeks flush, hair wild does not get me a lot of offers.

When asked by the pharmacist if I needed any help, I told him to throw anything in my cart that could possibly dislocate my head from my neck. I then proceed to spend twenty dollars on things that are neither chocolate nor sushi which does not seem fair.

I also figured out where all my old tapes of Air Supply and Cat Stevens have gone---they play them at eight am at Walgreens over the loud speaker. So picture this: Teresa Ballard in the above attire singing I’m all out of love and I am so lost without you and then wiping her nose on her sleeve, thinking where the fluck is the Kleenex?

5 comments:

Charles said...

You are wonderful. Get well soon.

C. Dale said...

Get better. If you have a fever, drink lots of fluids. And don't forget old-fashioned sudafed for all of that congestion stuff.

early hours of sky said...

Charlie, thank you. I’d go home with you anytime.

C.D. I have:

Vick’s Vapor Rub
Three pounds of eucalyptus cough drops which taste like shit
New shower soothers
Thera Flu
Candy orange slices which surprisingly have no vitamin C in them
Eucalyptus bubble bath incase I can’t stand up to take a shower
and Kleenex

666poetry-finchnot said...

LOL / damn it t / why you gotta
be so funny?? / sorry you got sick
hope you are feeling better now/
haven't been in your blog for a few
days / i thot you were away or some thing /

take it easy girl

~jennx

Anonymous said...

Learn how to quickly create an RSS feeds with our RSS feeder, for high link popularity and ultimately better search engine rankings.